"Trends" I don't get.
I have more of a fun post today -
I'm going to talk about trends and habits I don't get.
You might disagree,
but this is my theory.
1. Super long nails.
My theory? - Easier access to nose picking.
2. Side shaved head on women.
My theory? - They wanted to see how shaving their head would look like, then they realised it doesn't work.
3. Pointy nails.
My theory? - They have a serious back itch.
4. The whole photos-licking-door-knobs kind of thing
My theory? - They have super powers - We could use these people in the forensic department.
5. Nude lips lighter than your skin color.
My theory? - They've been watching Snooki on Jersey Shore a few too many times.
6. Really dark suburnt type of tan.
My theory? - They like chocolate so much, they smeared it all over their body
7. The full eyebrows trend
My theory? - They like Russell Brand so much, they want to have the same eyebrows.
8. The shaved-then-drawn eyebrows trend
My theory? - They forgot their brows at home
9.Two toned lip
My theory? - They couldn't decide on one lip colour so they put one on the upper lip and another on the lower lip.
10. Supah Frosty lipsticks
My theory? - They've time travelled from the 90s.
P.S. this is meant to be for fun,
in all honesty - I don't care what you do and what you wear as long as you like it
Different people, different tastes ;)